Gratuitous yarn porn post!
4 skeins of Malabrigo merino worsted in Cinnabar from the Chez Casuelle sale. It will eventually become a cardigan. Until then I’ll just pet it periodically and roll around in it naked gaze upon its beauty.
Oh yeah, and I changed the colour scheme for the blog (not like anyone saw the old one). I was going for “charmingly hideous”, and may have instead landed on “hideously hideous”, but oh well. I’m sure I’ll get bored and change it again anyway.
And I added a syndication feed whatever thingy. At least I think I did.
I still hate Blogger.
It’s done! And it’s a bit too big. But not big enough to redo it. And hopefully not big enough to look frumpy.
Pattern: Rusted Root
Size: SmallMedium (yeah, read on…)
Yarn: Brown Sheep Cotton Fleece in Terracotta Canyon, 3 skeins (with a fair bit of the third skein left over)
Needles: size 6
I have a disease. Why don’t we call it screw-with-the-pattern-itis. I can’t not modify a pattern. I tried to be good with this one. I said, I’m changing the lace to a cable and that’s IT, I obey the pattern after that. Obviously that was an exercise in futility.
First, the cable.
I didn’t want to have to wear a shirt underneath it, so the lace had to go. I used a banana tree cable pattern and I found it here. Of course, in that pattern it’s worked bottom-up and flat, and Rusted Root is worked top-down and in the round. Ohnoes!
Apparently other people want to try the banana tree cable mod, because eleventy million people PM’d me on Craftster to ask how to deal with that issue (okay, three people), and here’s how:
1. Ignore the written directions and print out the cable chart.
2. Turn the chart upside down.
(3. Profit!)
That’s it. And if you don’t know how to read a cable chart – neither do I! Turns out they’re very intuitive. Who knew?
Second, the amazing disappearing poofy sleeves (and how to coax them back into existence).
Everyone on Craftster was losing the poofy sleeves, and the poofy sleeves were my favourite thing about this pattern, so hell if I was letting them disappear.
What I did was cast on for the medium, and kept following the medium instructions until row 36, then switched to the small instructions. This meant I ended up with a wider neckline and more sleeve increases than the small. I had to do a little bit of number-crunching when I got to the sleeve decreases, since all the stitch counts were slightly off. This also made the body 4 stitches larger than the small.
I have a theory about why the poof goes away – there are two “tiers” of sleeve increase amounts (on row 8) between six sizes. (XS and S get 5 sets of increases, M, L, XL, XXL get 6 sets.) I think only the smallest size of each tier gets the right increases-to-total-size ratio… I mean, if you’re adding the same amount of stitches to a little sleeve and a big sleeve, it’s going to be more noticeable on the little sleeve, right? So if you’re knitting a size other than the extra small or the medium, you’re probably going to lose some poof and might want to mess with the increases.
Other mods:
– I added hip increases. Because I have giant hips. After the waist decreases, I worked even for a couple of inches and then mirrored the decreases.
– I did a crazy weird bindoff on the neckline… knit the two knits together and purled the purls. Because the neckline was curling. Like crazy. Like, no amount of blocking will fix this kind of crazy. If you try this, be careful – it makes the neckline very tight, so make sure you can get it over your head. It fixed the curling, though!
– I purled all the other bindoffs instead of binding off in the rib pattern.
– I added a couple rows of ribbing to the sleeves. If I remembered why, I’d tell you, but I don’t.
– I snuck in some decreases on the sleeves right before the ribbing, because they were a bit too big (side effect of my size-fuckery, I think).
I… think that’s all of them. I am proud of subduing my inner control-freak who wanted to change half the k2togs to SSKs so they’d be mirrored (and seriously, nobody would have ever noticed the difference, so shut up, inner control-freak).
A note on Cotton Fleece… I mostly liked it. It has a nice sheen and it’s pleasant to knit up; the wool content probably helps. It’s a bit splitty, but not horribly so, and there were no knots in any of the skeins (a few pulled-out threads, though). And it’s pretty soft.
The only thing is… IT DOES NOT DRY. EVER.
I laid the damn top out on towels to dry for TWO THREE DAYS, and it was still damp. Then I got sick of waiting and chucked it in the dryer, on low, for about 25 minutes. (I did check the interwebs first to reassure myself that the dryer wouldn’t do anything bad to the yarn, and it didn’t.) Still slightly damp. Are you kidding me, yarn?
But I’d use it again. And I’d knit Rusted Root again… half a size smaller… and with even more mods! Muhahahahaha! I will never be cured!
"Your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting."
I am kinda getting into this blog thing; I’m tempted to start posting about all the future projects floating around in my head. But then I’d be using my whole ass!
I don’t know if I’d even call this a pattern. It’s too simple to be a pattern.
This is a really, really quick scarf (hence the name) that is perfect for big crazy thick-and-thin yarn, when you want to show off the texture and make the most of a small amount of yarn. Drop-stitch patterns really make a little yarn go a long way.
[snip – pattern moved here]
The resulting scarf looks the same one both sides, has a bit more structure to it than a regular drop stitch scarf, and is surprisingly cozy (especially if you use MMMMalabrigo, yum).
Blurry mirror pic with matching Calorimetry!
(Sorry. :P I am a lazy, lazy photographer.)
I am already getting annoyed with Blogger’s limitations. Apparently I can’t use the spiffy new Layouts feature unless I host my blog on blogspot, and there is all this other crap with file extensions and labels that isn’t working right, and blah.
I can’t install WordPress, because my hosting plan doesn’t inclue MySQL (and I can’t be arsed to hunt around for a new host right now). I can install MovableType, and I might, but all the weird licensing stuff spooks me – there is a free personal version, but who knows what weird restrictions are on it. Graaaaah! Graaaaaah, I say!
Whine, whine, bitch, whine. I’m such a control freak.
For some reason, I got it into my head that I wanted to participate in a knitting challenge over at Craftster. The challenge was to knit something but spend $10 or less on materials. This appealed to my poor ass, but I didn’t know what the hell to make.
So I was wandering around Zellers, and saw this bag of stick-on googly eyes, and that was it. I had to knit something and stick googly eyes on it. There was no other option.
I was excited… but it was, like, March 23rd, and the challenge deadline was the end of March, and I am the slowest knitter in the universe. Still, it got finished in time, and of course didn’t win anything, and I learned a few lessons from the experience:
Lesson 1: Do not participate in a knitting challenge just for the sake of participating in a knitting challenge.
Lesson 2: Knitting within a very small time limit is NO FUN.
Lesson 3: Googly eyes are awesome. (I already knew this, but it’s always good to reinforce this lesson.)
I was trying to copy the diagonal eyelet pattern I saw here. I don’t think I guessed the pattern exactly right, but I came pretty close.
Yarn: Bernat Cool Crochet in Crisp White, less than 1 ball
Needles: size 5
Pattern:
(I am guessing at this, because I didn’t write it down. Because I suck.)
CO 22 sts.
Work a few rows of garter stitch.
Repeat these two rows until the piece is long enough:
1: k3, *yo, k2tog, k3* 3 times, yo, k2tog, k2
2: k3, p to last 3 sts, k3
Work a few more rows of garter stitch, BO.
I attached the eyes with little metal snaps, since I don’t like sticking things to my knitting. This means they’re removable, if I want the headwrap to be cute instead of vaguely creepy. But why would I want that?
Mmmkay… I am going to slowly start posting my ol…
Mmmkay… I am going to slowly start posting my old FOs and such, so this thing isn’t so gosh-darn-diddily-dang-darn empty.
Not that anybody is reading this post, since I am not dumb enough to link my blog everywhere when there’s nothing actually on it. >.>
I Don’t Wanna Blog And You Can’t Make Me
*points to title, folds arms, sulks*
I figure this is somewhere to dump all my knitting babble in an organized manner, instead of scattering it among LJ communities, message boards, and my increasingly unreliable brain. That’s all. I’m far too lazy to keep up a proper blog.
Also, I wanted an excuse to draw a donkey. Well, half a donkey.
