half-assed knit blog
half-assed knit blog
half-assed knit blog

I has a swatch (but not a bucket)

What’s this?

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Well, it’s a teeny little swatch, that’s what. But what’s so special about it?

Is it the yarn?

No, that’s just some leftover cheapass cotton/nylon from the creepy headwrap with eyes. I picked it because I wanted something DK weight without much elasticity.

Is it the pattern?

No, it’s not from any pattern that I’ve ever heard of. It’s just a little ribbing, and a little lace, and a strange-but-on-purpose ridge, and some stockinette. Kinda pretty, but nothing that interesting, right?

Is it the amazing mad knitting skillz?

HAHAHAHAHA. Um, no.

So, what’s so special about it?

Well, there’s absolutely nothing special about it as far as anyone can tell. Nothing special at all. Right…?

(Dun dun DUN.)

1 Comment

  1. Alex says:

    Suspense is EVIL!