Thinking too much gives you wrinkles!
Ah, the wisdom of Malibu Stacy.
I do not feel like thinking lately. I just want to sit in front of the TV, a glazed look in my zombie eyes, and knit something. Something where I can follow a pattern as written and not have to think. Unfortunately I have reached a point in most of my WIPs where thinking is required.
· The Fake-astanje Cardigan needs sleeves, which means I have to figure out the sleeve decreases. Thinking!
· The monster hat still has to be written up (and knit), and although it’s an easy pattern, I can’t figure out a good way to do the teeth. More thinking!
· The Mini Maiden cardigan thing is currently taunting me via a tiny, unblocked swatch. “Are you sure this is going to work? Does this swatch really look right?” Shut up until I block you, swatch. But that cardigan needs to be transferred from idea to pattern, in any case. Lots of thinking!
· And then there’s Fifi. Oh, Fifi.
Doesn’t it look like it’s almost finished?
Guess what. It isn’t. I’ve done as much mindless work on it as I can, but now I have to think. I want some little slits at the bottom and I have to decide where to place them. I want to add 3/4 length sleeves, with big slits that are cinched together by more Unnecessary Ribbon, and I’m not quite sure how I’m going to work that.
Thinking! So much thinking! Even thinking about the amount of thinking requires too much thinking!
So I have turned to my only WIP that doesn’t require thinking. My good old shove-in-my-purse-when-I-need-a-portable-project, the Knotted Openwork Scarf. It’s been on the needles since winter, because I try not to work on it unless I want something mindless. Well, the time has come. Bring on the mindless!
I rescued it from yarn bin exile yesterday and I swear I’ve doubled its length in one evening of knitting. Enough that I had to scrunch it up to take a picture.
The pattern is here: Knotted Openwork Scarf. Go ahead and click on that. Look at the scarf shown there. Then look at mine again. It’s the same pattern. I swear it is. Can you see it?
No? How about now?
Just a little, maybe? I saw a gorgeous version of this scarf done in Manos, and that’s what prompted me to try it with my useless skein of Araucania Magallanes. Seriously, this yarn is useless. It’s very pretty, but useless. Scratchy, single-ply, thick-and-thin, completely impractical. But somehow it works for this scarf, even though I’ll probably have to soak it in hair conditioner to make it soft enough to wear.
Also, it requires no thinking. It’s a 4-row pattern; rows 1 and 3 are just purling, and row 4 is a repeat of row 2, just shifted over a few stitches.
The only problem is, it seems to knit up so quickly that soon it’ll be finished and I’ll have to… gulp… think again.
I think Malibu Stacy may be on to something. I’ve noticed some little wrinkles under my eyes already. I’m only 25 and my youth has already left me! DAMN YOU, THINKING! DAMN YOU TO CEREBRAL HELL!
Thinking is WAY overrated. Stupid knitting making us think thoughts.
13 Sep 2007 at 3:03 pmHow did you find a yarn that has red AND coral AND black? You are seriously committed. Neat pattern. Might have to que that puppy
14 Sep 2007 at 1:44 amHonestly? I like your scarf a lot better than theirs.
Good luck figuring out Fifi!
14 Sep 2007 at 1:25 pmOh, that scarf is perfect! Perfect use of a difficult yarn, perfect interest-ifying of that pattern. Which looks so nice on paper, but was completely lame when I tried knitting it up in some more ordinary yarn….Now I think a trip to handpaintedyarn.com is in order….after all, it’s payday……
14 Sep 2007 at 6:28 pmI agree with Diana – yours looks better!
(Check it out – a comment without an original thought! Thinking-free commentary!!)
15 Sep 2007 at 7:53 pmWait, wait, I can see the resemblance! I really can! The shades are lovely, much better than the one posted for the pattern (once again, not a pink girl).
I’m always a fan of the mitered-squares-for-the-blanket approach when I want something mindless. A few deacreases, and you’re there! That’s not thinking!
16 Sep 2007 at 1:47 pm