half-assed knit blog
half-assed knit blog
half-assed knit blog


I wonder if I still remember how to knit.


  1. Lindsey says:

    All that matters is if you still remember how to yell.

  2. kate says:

    If not then you should probably give me all your yarn.

  3. Maria says:

    The stories will be funnier if you did forget…

  4. Lindsay says:

    It’s like riding a bicycle. Just don’t try to do both at the same time.

  5. Ella says:

    Yes, like Lindsay said – it’s like riding a bicycle. Except with pointy things, not a bike. And not so much motion involved. Though, I suppose that depends on HOW you knit. Oh. Uhhh… I just tried to imagine that. It could get quite painful.

    So… right. The bicycle thing.

    Umm… nevermind.

    I will send “remember how to knit” mojo your way.

  6. Laura H says:

    Erm, hello!

    I just found your blog, and I think that I love it kind of a lot, so please don’t forget! :-)

  7. kd says:

    Welcome back. I’ve missed you. The lurker that I am. My first posting!

  8. MonkeyGurl says:

    well, as long as you remember how to curse a blue streak, I’m happy. :)

  9. MonkeyGurl says:

    See? The sideways smilie-face proves my happiness.

  10. Jamie P. says:

    Oh man, don’t forget. It’s selfish but I have to get that triangular version of diagonale, and I’m too stupid to figure it out myself. COME ON WE’RE COUNTING ON YOU.

  11. John says:

    We need updates!

  12. Rachel says:

    love your blog!

  13. Ruth says:

    Just found you. Like your blog. Hope the knitting mojo thing or whatever it was that you had when you had it before comes back.

  14. Kristy says:

    Come back :(
    Did you make anything exciting for Christmas?

  15. Laura Michelle says:

    I HIGHLY doubt that missy! I stopped for 4 years, and got it back really easily. Plus your stuff is so great! The more time you spend on Ravelry, the more you want to knit :) Thats where I found you…btw!

  16. Katie says:

    Aaah! You have to remember and come back. I need my half-assed knitter fix!

  17. other side of the river says:

    I’m with everyone else. Keep writing and give the Yarn Harlot a run for her money.

  18. Jackie says:

    Did you give up?

  19. Chantelle says:

    We miss you…

  20. Meghan says:

    I really wish you could come back. Knitting or no, your inner monologue is rather amusing!

  21. Natalie says:

    Hey there knitters!
    As fall gets into full swing make sure to check out http://www.fabulousyarn.com/ for some beautiful fibers, knitting accessories and a monthly contest where you can share different projects. Thanksgiving is a time of sharing and love, so share your projects with others and you will be entered in a contest to win a gift certificate! No need to question your ability, get your knitting needles out and start up a new fall project.
    Happy Knitting

  22. Katie says:

    Have you abandoned us for good? We miss your half assedness!

  23. Amy says:

    Coooome baaaack! I need more stories of soul eating projects!

  24. Knittyturks says:

    I think you should come back too! Everything about your blog is adorable and fun. If only I were less lazy than this poor lost blogger maybe I could start one up myself.

  25. MakingMyRent says:

    PLEASE COME BACK! Your blog is one of the most entertaining I’ve ever discovered.

  26. Rozi says:

    You won’t forget! It’s easier to re-start that you might think. Come back!

  27. maharet says:

    OMG i need moar storiez plz!!!!!!!!!! love the writing. so hysterical and so SO me! lol :)

  28. Jackie - Karp Styles Crochet and Knitting Patterns says:

    Try knitting again. It is like riding a bike.

  29. Steve @ the black peppercorn says:

    You think it would come back like riding a bike?